I walked through the door of my apartment and my wife starts to laugh hysterically. My son asks "daddy what happened?" so we sit down to eat and I start at the beginning, about how I had gone to the grocery store to get some stuff for the bar-b-quee, and I had it all done. But when I got to the checkout there I saw Todd the guy from the gym, who I had accidentally dropped the weight on his foot because he thought it would be funny to startle me as I was lifting.
“Well there is the punk that tried to break my foot. How would you like to be decorated for it huh?” He the pulled the eggs out of his basket and smashed them on my head, after which he grabbed his chocolate syrup and gave me a shower. Then to top if he dropped his lettuce on the floor, picked me up and set me in it.
And at this point my entire family is laughing uncontrollably and this that it is just down right funny. At this point I am almost done with my meal and they haven’t hardly been able to get down a few bits cause of their laughter.
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